Our room toilet's broken. Well, someone broke the sink and so the water on that side of the house is shut off.

Dad insisted on writing a sign and sticking it on the door. Which I kept pooh-poohing at, because why would we need it? Nobody else is visiting the house.

Until 5 minutes ago when I grabbed my towel and headed to the toilet only to be faced with 'DO NOT USE TOILET - NO WATER'.

Dad's always right.