To Whom It May Concern,

Please take away global warming so I no longer have to shower so many times a day. Please turn the Earth on its axis just a little so Malaysia isn't so close to the equator anymore. I'd like to wake up in comfort and not sweat for just one day. I'd like to walk around the house without wondering if I have a fever, or if it's just the humidity.

Either that or give me a free vacation somewhere cool again.

Sincerely,
Ale