I like the Time & Reader's Digest subscriptions that come in regularly. I read Times like it's an English oral examination. I just feel pleased when I can follow whatever global happenings is printed on the pages. I feel smart for about 5 minutes then just forget everything. If you ask me anything about current affairs, I will stare at you blankly.

Reader's Digest: Ah, the light stuff. Life tips, like how to put aspirin on your zit. Jokes, 3-4 sections of jokes that I immediately flip through when I get my hands on the paperback.

Yup, lazy Saturdays.