My eye, it BURNS.

Just tried the new antibiotic ointment given to me by the ophthalmologist. The pharmacist told me not to let the nozzle touch anything, to just squeeze it into my lower lid and let it swirl around to reach my upper lid.

At first nothing came out, then like freaking ketchup the ointment couldn't stop coming out. So much for not touching the nozzle, I wiped it again and again on the tissue, held it with pressure but the ointment just kept oozing out like a worm, if I didn't cap it, it probably would have oozed out a Guinness World Record length of 100 meters. It probably came out 1 meter's worth already (I kid you not).

And 10 seconds into application, my eye burned so much I washed it off anyway.