I'd never have thought of doing it, but my uncle just Google-d my first name and boy, are there a lot of funny things popping up. I'm a little too lazy to cite the sources, so shhhh.

All the Alethea images are either super old women or little kids.

I'm so unpopular, I can't even make the top 1000.

At least I'm famous in El Paso.

Not too shabby, though the chocolates look like *ahem*.

Somebody loves me!

I've yet to come across another person with my name face to face. It would be quite disconcerting.